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It's Almost Time to Get Your Johnson Ready for Summer

A milky sunrise over a lake with a powerboat speeding across it. The words "You and Your Johnson" appear in the clouds
A milky sunrise over a lake with a powerboat speeding across it. The words "You and Your Johnson" appear in the clouds

Summer is creeping up on us, and you know what that means: it’s time to whip out your Johnson. Time to make sure it well lubricated and give it a good rubdown, perhaps publicly in your driveway, so your neighbors can appreciate that you are a person who takes outboard motor care seriously.

Applying an extra bit of elbow grease to your Johnson is always worth it. Picture it: An early morning on a calm, quiet lake. You drop a few lures in before the rest of the world wakes up and sees your fresh catch and the Johnson that made it all possible hanging off the side of your boat. Happiness is often found on the business end of a Johnson.

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