Radio-controlled mini Mini Coopers get an Olympic track tryout

Driving has never been an Olympic sport, although there were auto races held in conjunction with the games in 1900, and the first marathon runner to cross the finish line in 1904 was disqualified for getting a ride halfway through. But at the London games, the upcoming track and field events will include three mini Mini Coopers — serving as remote-controlled retrievers for thrown equipment. How very 21st century to celebrate athletic achievement by making contests less strenuous for everyone else.