For Just The Cost Of An Enterprise Uniform, You Too Can Get A Free Jeep And A Free Ride To Jail
According to Memphis’s News Channel 3, Charles Lanos and Blake Bolton had a near-perfect plan. Bolton had a relative who had recently gotten fired from Enterprise and still had their uniform. A uniform that fit Lanos. That relative could also give them a fake work order, as well as a ride to their local Enterprise location. All they would need to do was blend in with the actual employees, drive one of the cars off the lot, and they’d have a free car.
Believe it or not, it actually worked. Lanos reportedly stole a 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee off the lot, drove it down the street, then handed the keys to Bolton. They were in the clear.
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