Wisconsin Woman Steals Pontiac Solstice, Runs From Police

We have so many questions.

Just when we thought we’d seen almost everything when it comes to stolen vehicle reports, we ran across a report out of Wisconsin of a woman who stole a 2006 Pontiac Solstice convertible from a dealership and led police on a high-speed chase. The story gets weirder from there.

Learn the strange reason why a car thief called the police on himself here.

Per the Burnett County Sentinel, the alleged car theft began during the Spooner Rodeo parade. We’re assuming 34-year-old Katrina Boyle thought the celebration was the ultimate distraction, finally making her move on the dream Pontiac.