Your old Ford Excursion can turn into a rock-crawling beast for $72,000

This is a 2000 Ford Excursion with just 89,000 miles on the clock. Its seller on eBay describes the SUV as "mint," only it doesn't look much like your typical Blue Oval family hauler, does it?

That's because if you hand your old Excursion over to Jeremy Dixon at JD3.com and write him a check for $50,000, he will make a few minor modifications and turn it into what you see above: The wildly ridiculous, idiotic, hare-brained "RockZilla" -- a machine that, despite its weirdness, we all want to own.