Someone Please Buy And Then Actually Drive This Ultra-Low-Mile, One-Of-200 Dodge Neon SRT-4 Commemorative Edition

You don’t see a lot of Dodge Neon SRT-4s anymore, and clean ones are basically nonexistent. Combine early 2000s Dodge build quality with owners who modified the hell out of their SRT-4s and then beat on them with complete indifference, and it makes sense that 20 years later, clean SRT-4s are rare as hens’ teeth. But this 2005 Dodge Neon SRT-4 Commemorative Edition is one of the few that’s both stock and still looks like it just rolled off the production line.

Currently for sale on Cars & Bids, it’s number 132 of only 200 Commemorative Editions ever produced, and it’s only ever been driven about 1,700 miles. Which is ridiculous. It’s not a Countach. If the original owner had put the $25,000 or so that the Neon SRT-4 Commemorative Edition cost into the S&P 500, that investment would be worth about $100,000 today. And while there’s no way to know exactly how much this particular car will sell for, we would bet every dollar we have that it won’t sell for more than $100,000.

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