13 Awkward And Bizarre Moments From Gwyneth Paltrow's Ski Crash Trial
Right now, you've probably seen that actor Gwyneth Paltrow is in the midst of a public civil trial regarding a ski crash in 2016. She's being sued by Dr. Terry Sanderson, who said the actor crashed into him. Gwyneth is countersuing him for $1, citing that she he crashed into her.
Legal stuff aside, the trial has already had a bunch of awkward/messy moments. Here are some of the best moments to enjoy — even if you have literally zero knowledge of the trial:
1.For starters, Gwyneth's lawyer had a hard time explaining the accident itself:
The entire #GwynethPaltrowtrial ski accident explained in 1.2 min. This man needs a dang diagram
2.He also had a hard time reading the incident report, which was presented as evidence:
3.This height/heels moment:
Plaintiff’s lawyer: “May I ask how tall you are?”Gwyneth Paltrow: “I’m just under 5'10.”Lawyer: “I am so jealous.”Paltrow: “I think I’m shrinking though.”Lawyer: “I have to wear 4-inch heels just to make it to 5'5.”Paltrow: “Well, they’re very nice.”
4.This moment, where Gwyneth is called "not that small":
Lawyer to Gwyneth Paltrow: "You're small but mighty. Actually you're not that small."
5.This "You skied into my fucking back" moment:
“YOU SKIIED INTO MY FUCKING BACK”
6."I'm just telling you the truth of what actually happened — that's all I can do."
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