18 Poor, Miserable Souls Who Are Just Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You
If you just had an absolute stinker of a week, just remember...
1.The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:
2.The person who turned their garage into a winter wonderland:
3.The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:
4.The person who might have just received the most bent piece of mail in existence:
5.The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:
6.The person who angered the ketchup gods:
7.The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:
8.The person who was hoisted by their own petard:
9.The person who pulled a Daniel Plainview with their Airpod:
10.The person who lost the avocado lottery:
11.The person who will be finding chia seeds until the cows come home. The cows come home, I say!
12.The person whose pillow went absolutely nuclear:
13.The person who had to look upon this abomination:
14.The person whose life holds no fortune:
15.The person who gets to share their pastry with a little friend:
16.The person whose thumb was touched by the devil himself:
17.The person who created a new species on their stinky old washcloth:
18.And Ol' Scratchy Eye:
Come on, now, Ol' Scratchy Eye.