Yahoo Autos I Ranked 23 Pickup Lines I've Gotten From LA Men From "Immediately No" To "Be There In 5"
Hi, hello. If you, too, are single and struggling, you might be entitled to financial compensation.
JK. But we can at least bond over our shared dating app trauma.
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I recently moved to LA and was bright-eyed and naive in thinking that moving from one city on the East Coast (DC) to a larger city (LA) would mean a better dating pool.
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Spoiler: people can suck anywhere.
So, as my own form of therapy and to hopefully provide comfort to others who are struggling on dating apps, here's a ranking of the best and worst pickup lines I've received from boys on Tinder.
23.The overly intimate greeting:
I'm already bored.
22.The unintelligible opener:
![Hi [smiling emoji with tongue out] cute](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/q2C4U4TqRP2CijrpehLxQA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTEzNg--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/962561aab5589452e8f5b27263f88c57)
It's me, Cute.
21.The problematic one-liner:
Immediately no.
20.Come again?
Top songs? Movies?? Sex positions???
19.The "let's gets down to business":
Essentially, he's like "impress me." But no, YOU slid into MY DMs, you impress ME.
18.The wanna be relatable type:
He's not wrong tho, it does get misspelled.
17.I...
Love that he added a 'lil smile so I know not to be too alarmed by such a jarring question.
16.Not quite sure what this means...
But I'm always down for yum.
15.The flirty, but serious:
![Damn she my type [winking emoji] How's your Tuesday evening going](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/4jSSG6xT4M4SjkczIyRbLw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTIxMw--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/buzzfeed_articles_778/5735c1f9e9078e80b56733731ad67e4f)
I should have started singing Saweetie back to him.