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You know this beer is gonna be, like, half head. And it’s still gonna be 12 bucks. - Photo: skaman306 (Getty Images)
You know this beer is gonna be, like, half head. And it’s still gonna be 12 bucks. - Photo: skaman306 (Getty Images)

Did you know that IndyCar staged a massively expensive, entirely meaningless race at a club track this past weekend? I didn’t, because I enjoy watching the act of racing a lot less than watching the act of someone putting together a racing car — and it seems I’m not the only one who missed the news.

Nemo, for one, didn’t tune into this week’s IndyCar spectacle. They gave their reasons for not doing so right at the top of Elizabeth’s article, leaving Markoff8585 to guess how we’d respond behind the scenes:

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