These Are the Best Cars to Have Sex In, According to You

Honda Element.

Flat floor.

Back seats fold up out of the way.

Removable sunroof for those times you need a little extra headroom.

Multiple tie down points inside.

Cubbies for supplies, toys, refreshments etc.

Retractable cargo area cover provided some below-the-waist privacy for the modest.

Most importantly, seamless, vinyl flooring. Easy clean up, nothing to stain.

Vector w8 twin turbo. Auto Gear selector on the left side of the driver’s seat giving her plenty of room and no shifter to the ribs if you know what I mean...

The obvious answer is a Jeep Wrangler. It can drive it into the most secluded of areas. It has plenty of places to attach straps and tie downs. Take off the top, put down the windshield and the roll cage is basically a jungle gym perfect optimal leverage in any number of positions. Wanna get really wild? Run that wench hook up and over a tree limb and turn it into a swing. Possibilities are endless.

Hell, I’ve never liked the Wrangler much, but I might have just convinced myself to buy one.

I had a girl ruin me once in an Audi MK1 TT a couple times... I’m 6ft 3 and she was 5ft 11. That was tight.

The best though, was a college summer fling who drove a Dodge D50 pickup. She had speakers that could mount on the roof, foam camping mattresses & sleeping bags, and she kept a cooler of chilled drinks when we went out. There aren’t many things better at 19 than drinking a beer in the back of a pickup and watching the stars out in the middle of nowhere.

Honda sm-x. (Sex machine) Its name says it all. You can look it up. All seats fold down flat.

I had some good time in my old 88 Fleetwood. Even had the bulbs in the back replaced with red bulbs to match the red leather interior.

I nominate the 1966 Olds Toronado, it has a huge back seat and with no center hump it’s well padded all across. That said even a Miata is possible with the right partner.

The back seat of a 1997 Grand Prix with gold wheels. Because that was the car I drove in high school.