2014 Subaru XV Crosstrek Hybrid, the Iceland experience: Motoramic Drives

In Iceland, there’s a legend of men (and a couple of women) who came from far away to seek adventure, driving cars up volcanic slopes and into frozen rivers. Subaru summoned us for this task, and we answered like a herd of mountain sheep. We flew to the island inside great metal birds, soaked in hot springs like happy trolls, ate whale and horse, and, more than once, almost drove off a mountain during a blizzard.

The cars were all-new XV Crosstrek Hybrids, the first hybrid model made by Subaru. Frankly, the hybrid Crosstrek could have just as easily been showcased at a Colorado off-road park or Dallas mall parking lot, but Subaru’s enjoying a great sales boom in North America, and felt like celebrating someplace exotic. They thought Iceland would be a fun place to showcase the Crosstrek’s all-wheel-drive versatility.

The drive was supposed to occur in September, but the cars weren’t ready yet. October passed, and still the Crosstreks didn’t appear on Iceland’s shores. Then, two days before we were scheduled to arrive, during the first week of November, Iceland got its first major winter storm, setting the scene for a treacherous voyage into the heart of an icy doomscape that even the most arrogant explorers would have avoided.


But on the trip’s first day, the weather held, more or less. The Arctic winds blew at a modest 40 mph through the moss-covered lava flatlands. This offered our best chance to evaluate the actual strengths and weaknesses of the vehicle, which was, putatively, the reason that we’d flown halfway across the Atlantic.

We drove our Crosstreks along dirt and gravel roads cut out of lava fields, dumping fuel and rubber into a low-flowing river that we crossed at least two-dozen times. It was only moderately harsh off-roading, but the Crosstrek’s AWD system handled everything smoothly. The Crosstrek offered modest amenities, an average rear storage capacity, and extra fuel economy thanks to a small, 0.6 kWh nickel-hydride battery, which were popular in Toyota Prius hybrids ten years ago, but now seem dated compared with the lithium-ion industry norm.

These small vehicles are inexpensive by current car industry standards, starting at $25,000-plus. Fully-loaded, they’ll run a little more than $30,000, which is a little more than they should cost. Subaru promises they’ll get 29 mpg city/33 mpg highway, which seems possible. That would put them at the top of their narrow hybrid sub-segment, though at the bottom of the hybrid segment overall, and only about 2 mpg more combined than the non-hybrid Crosstreks.

But even though this is essentially the same car as the gas-powered model, 148-hp engine and all, the Crosstrek remains reasonably safe and relatively capable, if kind of dopey and nondescript. The hybrids will probably sell very well in Subaru’s usual markets. Also, if Subaru’s track record holds firm, they’ll run forever, assuming you don’t drive them into the heart of a North Atlantic ice storm. Even that, we learned the next day, was sort of within the XV Crosstrek’s capabilities.

The word “Ofaert” means “impassable” in Icelandic. I know this because our caravan of Crosstreks, many of them lime green, drove around several national park road barriers that read “Ofaert.” Our hearty, gravel-faced Icelandic guides, at least one of whom was named Gummi, didn’t seem to care. They sat inside monstrosities of the frozen north, Land Cruisers and Land Rover Defenders and Nissan Patrols with 45-inch tires and suspensions designed to plunge into the heart of a volcano. Our small Subaru CUVs, designed to go to a Costco in suburban Denver, were dust mites by comparison.

An hour after lunch, when the sun already hung ominously low in the grey, dead sky, I found myself blindly plunging the little Subaru into a snow trench, whose banks had been plowed high around both sides of the car. I wailed over moguls and around curves like I was riding on the Matterhorn. Then the caravan stopped. We all had walkie-talkies in our cars.

“Lead car is stuck,” we heard.

“Oh, boy,” I said.

“We’re high centered,” said the lead car.

“What does that mean?” I asked my drive partner.

“It means their wheels are off the ground,” he said.

Another voice came over the transom.

“Car Two is also stuck,” it said.

We were car four.

The guide cars merrily rumbled back and forth across the lava, attaching themslves to the lead Crosstreks, digging great ruts into the impassable mountain-park road.

“Clear to drive,” the radio said.

“Really?” I said.

One of our guides, who was only wearing a sweater and overalls, cheerily waved at us. I rollled down the window.

“Go fast,” he said. “You need to stay on the gas. You need momentum.”

We’d been receiving advice like that all day. One guy told us to turn the traction control on. Another told us to turn the traction control off. Either way, it didn’t matter, because the lead car always ended up getting high-centered. But it’s pretty much a cardinal rule of off-road driving: When all else fails, push the pedal to the floor.

I gunned it. The car roared forward. We buffeted off the snow walls.

“Whoo!” I said.

We drove around the bend.

The radio squawked.

“Car One is stuck again,” I heard.

It went on like that for a while. The lead cars got stuck. Meanwhile, the cars in the rear--there were 10 total--were running over lava rocks, popping tires. The Icelandic monster trucks would dig ruts. And then we’d gas it hard, up ridges, through canyons. We went 10 kilometers in an hour and a half.

Finally, we came to a ridge. The cars had been pummeled. There were bent license plates, twisted fenders, front panels hanging loose. I wasn’t all that surprised, given that we were essentially driving glorified station wagons up a glacier. Still, our car had held fairly well, considering. Its 8.7 inches of ground clearance had proven enough. It still worked.

Gusts of ice blew at 90 miles an hour. The road was completely covered in snow. For a while, the Land Rovers led us over a sheet of lava next to the road, but then that turned too steep. The procession stopped altogether. I got out of the car and was hit with a sharp blast of fast-blowing ice and volcanic ash. Night had almost fallen. We moved forward a little bit, finding ourselves in the unenviable position of lead car. It wasn’t long before our wheels found a drift.

“Lead car is stuck,” I radioed.

The guy driving the Crosstrek behind us got out. I could barely see his face through the gloaming.

“Isn’t this awesome?” he said.

“Depends on your definition of the word,” I said.

“It’s not worth doing unless there’s a little peril,” he said.

A little peril? I thought. We’re test-driving a Subaru. Through a blizzard. In Iceland. It was at least somewhat possible that we were going to die out there. And for what? To drive a hybrid in a quirky locale? This was nothing noble. No bard would ever sing the song of the car writer who accepted one junket too many.

“I’m going to give you a little bump,” he said.

“Don’t do that,” I said.

But he did. He got into his car and drove into our rear bumper. It made a sickening noise, but didn’t budge the car. He returned.

“The problem is,” he said, “is that you have two feet of snow in front of you.”

“No kidding,” I said.

Instead, the Defender towed us. The ice squall was so thick that we could barely see his bumper. If this trip had proved anything, it was that the XV Crosstrek could get stuck in the snow, like any other car. But then unlike some other cars, it kept going.

Out of the darkness, like some mythical monster heralding a Ragnarokian endgame, rumbled a snow plow with 60-inch-high wheels. It moved ahead of us, clearing a path up the mountain. Then, at some point, it stopped and circled back. The road was ofaert.

Our Icelandic guides laughed. They fitted the plow with chains thick enough to restrain the Kraken.

“That is what we do in winter,” one of them said later. “This is fun for us.”

The wind howled faster. Still, we sat. The sun disappeared. We moved forward,off the plateau. Then the plow was ready. Our car was in first position again. We drove up and down in the dark. A remote mountain lodge appeared at the bottom of the valley.

Three hundred yards away from the finish, we came upon a deep trench. Icy water churned. It looked like a washing machine on full cycle, or a Slushie generator.

“Follow my line,” the lead vehicle radioed.

This was the end. Our only friend, the end.

The guide’s car disappeared into the icy water like a submarine. My co-driver and I exchanged glances, a silent goodbye. We plunged ahead. The water came up to our windshield. We emerged on the other side, a lime-green walrus. After a second, even deeper river crossing, we were safe.

The next day, someone told us, “you guys don’t know how close you were to Plan R.” When we asked what R meant, he said, “every man for himself and get out however you can.”

I wasn’t sure where the “R” fit into that equation, but regardless, our Icelandic expedition had one remaining spare tire. The winds were blowing too hard for rescue helicopters to get in or out. Worst of all, all the available beer was of really poor quality. But you had to give the Crosstreks credit overall. They had survived, every one of them.

The winds would die down the next day. Though the cars would look as ragged and unshaven as we did, together we’d escape the valley alive. We’d drive to a greenhouse farm, where we’d eat fresh tomato soup for lunch.

But that night, in the Arctic wastes, 20 car journalists slept alongside one another in an unheated mountain hut. They’d separated us with sheets, but we could sense one another’s presence quite clearly. Several guys had contracted food poisoning from some questionably-cleaned shrimp the day before. Many snored, and others were just plain blitzed on cheap lager and bad wine. The room roiled with sweaty disgusting man-stink. It smelt like zoo animals had taken a dump in the middle of the room. Our guides slept elsewhere.

No tow rope could rescue us from that horror.