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MotoramicExplaining the Subaru BRZ owner’s manual, with hungry trunks and spiffy suits
A guest post courtesy of VWVortex forum member Sloanie. -- Ed.
Recently, it came to my attention that the Subaru BRZ owner's manual has made its way online. There are several complicated diagrams and lots of technical information inside, so I thought I'd provide my readers with a guide to some of the most important points about this new and exciting car.
Remote electrocution ability prevents Mr. Game and Watch from stealing your Subaru BRZ.
Do not let your guard down. Subaru BRZ is very hungry.
While not required for operation of the Subaru BRZ, be aware that every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Do not roll the Subaru BRZ onto its roof. This will enrage the Subaru BRZ.
No cutesy ****.
Subaru BRZ should not be used to tow horse trailers.
Not even if you push the trailer, smartass.
Eh, suit yourself.
