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California Car Thieves Jacked Slim Jim's Custom Nissan Z [Update]

Image: Slim Jim
Image: Slim Jim

America’s favorite trash meat product found exclusively under the seats of old minivans, Slim Jim, announced this week that its promotional Nissan Z sports car had been stolen in Southern California. A Con Agra Foods social media intern has called upon fans of the tube meat — known as the ‘Long Boi Gang’ — to find the car, dubbed Fast Meat. The car recently made a stop at the World Wrestling Entertainment event in Chicago, before traveling to Los Angeles, Calif. for a promotional video shoot. The brand tweeted that the car was missing on Saturday.

[Update: NBC Chicago reports that Fast Meat was recovered in the Chicago metro area.]

Editor’s Note: This is almost certainly some very stupid marketing thing.

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