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Biden's bad week just got worse after he said he was the 'first Black woman to serve with a Black president'
It comes just days after Biden's debate with former President Donald Trump, which was marked by verbal gaffes and confusing statements.
HuffPost
Trump Throws 4th Of July Fit In 'Disgraceful' New Holiday Tantrum
Critics called out the former president for a bonkers Independence Day message that barely mentioned the holiday.
BBC
Teacher who had sex with two schoolboys jailed
Rebecca Joynes, 30, who groomed the boys from the age of 15, is given a six-and-a-half year sentence.
WPIX New York City, NY
Man dies after placing lit firework on his head during Fourth of July party
A South Carolina man was killed after trying to "show off" with fireworks at a Fourth of July party Thursday night, his wife said.
Associated Press
Vatican excommunicates a former ambassador to the US and declares him guilty of schism
The Vatican on Friday excommunicated its former ambassador to Washington after finding him guilty of schism, an inevitable outcome for Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano. The conservative had became one of Pope Francis ' most ardent critics and a symbol of the polarized Catholic Church in the United States and beyond. While once enjoying support in the Vatican and U.S. church hierarchies, the Italian archbishop alienated many as he developed a fringe following while delving deeper into conspiracy theories on everything — from the coronavirus pandemic to what he called the “Great Reset” and Russia's war in Ukraine.
Hello!
Rod Stewart, 79, rocked by divorce news: report
In a surprising turn of events Rod Stewart has received some shocking divorce news. See details.
The New Republic
Here Are the Names Democrats Are Considering for Kamala’s Running Mate
According to a new report, many Democrats are plotting who Kamala Harris’s vice president should be for a 2024 ticket.
Simply Recipes
I Asked 2 Corn Farmers the Best Way To Cook Corn—They Both Said the Same Thing
The experts have spoken.
BuzzFeed
"Oomf" Is The Newest Gen Z Affectionate Slang That's Taking Over The Internet — Here's What It Actually Means
This word doesn’t mean what you think.
The Hill
White House explains ‘We finally beat Medicare’ debate flub
The White House on Wednesday explained what President Biden meant when he misspoke and said “We finally beat Medicare” in last week’s presidential debate. “He meant to say he beat big pharma,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said in a briefing when asked about the president’s words. “I mean, that’s what he meant to…
PureWow
Royal Fam Releases Portrait of Prince William, King Charles & Queen Camilla—But Something Feels Off
The British royal family has been operating with a fairly limited team, as of late. With Kate Middleton currently taking a break from the public eye (with minimal exceptions like Trooping the Colour), Princess Anne recovering from an injury and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle over in America, the royal roster is certainly smaller than it once was. In fact, the fam has even had to call in the reserves, Prince Edward and Duchess Sophie, for a number of recent events. But big team or not, the royals
CNN
White House now says Biden was seen by his doctor days after debate
President Joe Biden was examined by his physician in the days following last week’s CNN presidential debate, the White House tells CNN — despite the White House press secretary having said Wednesday that the president has had no medical exams since his February physical.
Fox News
Brooke Burke urges women over 50 to add 1 thing to workout routine: ‘No one prepared us’
Brooke Burke is sharing a fitness tip for women over 50, like herself, that she thinks will drastically better their lives.
Closer Weekly
Paula Deen ‘Dropped a Ton of Weight’ After Scandal, Lives a ‘Calm’ Life: She’s ‘Humbler’
Paula Deen is barely recognizable after losing a radical amount of weight as she grapples with diabetes, and sources exclusively tell Closer she's a very different person from how she was in the days she was looking to find peace after all the blunders. The 77-year-old chef and cookbook author was sued by a former...
The Hollywood Reporter
Clash of the Hamptons Cultures: “We Don’t Want People Wearing Shorts”
For some visitors, the East End of Long Island is a place to inhale fresh air on weekends before blowing off steam, shelling out $1,500 for a daybed on the beach in Montauk, or vying for an on-air cameo by dining at 75 Main during the shooting of the upcoming season of the HBO Max …
HuffPost
Conservative Commentator Says Trump’s Post-Debate Move Is ‘Freaking A Lot Of People Out’
Former Fox News pundit Jonah Goldberg had CNN’s Jake Tapper laughing with his response.
CinemaBlend
Wheel Of Fortune Fans Are Not Holding Back After The Game Show Released a First Look At Ryan Seacrest And Vanna White
Wheel of Fortune released its first look at Ryan Seacrest and Vanna White, and fans are not holding back.
The Daily Beast
Ex-Trump Staffer Alleges Campaign Settled Seedy Suits in Bombshell Filing
A thread of bombshell text messages made public Thursday alleged that Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign settled “multiple” seedy lawsuits for a man described only as “Boris,” leading to conjecture it could be a powerful Trumpworld figure.Those messages were revealed by A.J. Delgado—a former staffer on Trump’s 2016 campaign who’s embroiled in a lawsuit against the current campaign, alleging she was taken advantage of and raped by her former superior, Jason Miller.As part of that lawsuit, Delgado, a la
The Daily Beast
Vote-Hunting Rishi Sunak Left Stunned by Britain’s Most Tattooed Woman
Rishi Sunak meekly sat, waiting his turn, as if he was a little boy nervously perched outside the principal’s office, while in the foreground Britain’s most tattooed woman chatted away about getting her genitals inked.This being ITV’s This Morning; the long-running, extremely scandal-hit daytime TV magazine show where a recipe slot can be followed by an in-depth interview with a stalking victim. The British Prime Minister, the day before the U.K. General Election that will determine his and the
MarketWatch
‘Our loyalty isn’t worth anything’: I paid $70 for a seat with more legroom, but two women grabbed similar empty seats for free. Is that fair?
“I wrote to the airline to explain what had happened and asked for a refund of my miles.”

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