Extra-Crispy Porsche Cayman For Sale With Massive Fire Damage Runs Fine, Apparently

Most people like their Porsches like they like their steaks: Kinda rare, definitely not burned. But if you're the type with cheaper taste—maybe you like yours overcooked and doused in ketchup—there's a Cayman for sale that'll be right up your alley. According to the seller, there's basically nothing wrong with it aside from the obvious fact that it's been roasted like a marshmallow.

Currently listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace in Millbury, Massachusetts, is a 2007 Porsche Cayman 987.1 that looks like it's literally been through hell. Whatever Orpheus-like journey it endured isn't specified by the seller, who speculates the car was stored some place that caught fire. That much was kinda obvious from the blackened paint, cracked and melted headlights and taillights, and glass that popped like corn from the heat.