Forbidden fruits: Nissan Z vs Subaru WRX vs Toyota GR Corolla

With Queen Elizabeth II on bank notes and place names like Richmond and Surrey, the west coast of Canada is most emphatically a British Columbia.

Apart from the cars, of course, which are largely unlike any thing you will find in the UK. It’s primarily a land of American-style pick-up trucks and massive SUVs – but there are some Japanese interlopers that you won’t find in Britain. There’s a perfect premise, then, for us to gather the best of them atop a coastal ski hill.

From Toyota, there’s the GR Corolla, a sop thrown across the Pacific since North America doesn’t get the GR Yaris. Toyota has taken the three-pot buzz-bomb spirit of its homologation-special hatchback and infused it into a more practical four-door shape. We’ve called the bog-standard Corolla “pleasingly mischievous”, so how does nearly 300bhp and an adjustable central differential grab you?

From Subaru, Canadians are lucky enough to have both versions of the latest-generation WRX – what we once knew as the Impreza WRX. You might perhaps not recognise how the yobbo boy racer of the 1990s has matured into a family saloon with the disposition of a fluffy golden retriever. Yet the bonnet scoops and turbochargers are still here, and so is the World Rally Blue paint that evokes memories of Colin McRae and Richard Burns. Select either manual for maximum enthusiasm or CVT for daily-driver practicality and keep the brim of your baseball cap as flat as Saskatchewan.

Lastly, Nissan’s simply named Z heaves into view with the world-weariness of Toshiro Mifune’s wandering ronin in Yojimbo (a brilliant movie from 1961 – go check it out). Not entirely a new car but an ageing platform given a fresh body design and a twin-turbocharged V6 engine borrowed from Infiniti’s parts bin, this coupé is a little on the heavy side but still robust. And charismatic: Toyota asked BMW for help with the GR Supra but Nissan kept the Z’s development fully in-house, and it’s the better for it.

These aren’t direct competitors for your hard-earned pounds (well, dollars), but all promise thrills for keen drivers. So let’s see whether British enthusiasts would be within their rights to have a sour-grapes attitude to these forbidden fruits.

Nissan Z: The last samurai

We’re now three decades away from the golden age of Japanese bubble-economy manufacturing. The likes of the twin-turbocharged Mazda RX-7 and Mk4 Toyota Supra are now classics to be polished and enjoyed at the weekend. But the car that proved the Rising Sun’s performance bona fides is still here to stir up trouble.

While the Z is simply named, it’s not really the right name for it: it’s more a reborn 300ZX, right down to the vintage-look tail-lights. Where the 240Z sold in the thousands because it was scarcely more expensive than a compact saloon, this current Z is more a muscular alternative to a V8 Ford Mustang. It feels engineered to be sold to the same people who either bought a 240Z new or just missed out on doing so.

Nissan’s management planned to end its sports car line after the 370Z , but the Z was championed in-house by Hiroshi Tamura, chief product specialist for the GT-R and long-time Nismo executive. His argument was that a low-volume sports car was still necessary to satisfy Nissan’s pride, even if it wasn’t hugely profitable.

The Z is an optimisation of the 370Z , which arrived way back in 2008. Despite the interior touchscreen and updated exterior styling, this is a car with old bones. The retro look is well executed, despite a mandatory front licence plate adding a whiff of Olaf, the goofy snowman from Disney’s Frozen films.

Its old-school roots are a boon. On a real-world back road, the Z is a faithful, predictable companion. The power delivery from the twin-turbocharged 3.0-litre V6 is leonine and the action of the six-speed manual gearbox is meaty and notchy. It feels like changing gears with one of those huge, wooden-handled knives you’re given at a steak restaurant.

The Z brings nothing new to the table, but by harking back to a golden age, it delivers the required nostalgia. Europe’s sports car market is shrinking as a whole and Nissan’s focus is now firmly on electrification and crossovers. The Z feels like a last hurrah that more of Britain’s Nissan fans deserved too.

Subaru WRX and Toyota GR Corolla: Rally throwbacks

On paper, the WRX and the GR Corolla look like rivals, with each having a turbocharged engine, four-wheel drive for all-weather grip and a sensible four-door layout for families. But on price alone, they live in entirely different worlds.

If Subaru still produced the hardcore STI variant, perhaps Gazoo Racing’s hot hatchback would have a fight on its hands. However, Ebisu’s accounting department is currently a great deal more interested in selling the Crosstrek and Forester SUVs to people wearing cargo trousers and brightly coloured puffer jackets.

The WRX first appeared on the North American market in the 2002 model year, and while the current version makes 40bhp more from it s 2.4-litre flat four, at 267bhp, it has also gained sufficient weight t hat most of the performance figures are essentially identical. In 2002, a WRX would show clean heels to a Mustang or Chevrolet Camaro, particularly during a spot of rain. Twenty years later, it will struggle to keep up with the feistier Hyundais.

Having said that, the WRX can still quickly scramble over broken paving that would trip up a Volkswagen Golf GTI. It’s also immensely practical, with rear seats big enough for either adult passengers or bulky child seats and a roomy boot. The point-to-point sharpness of the older models has been exchanged for refinement, which makes the WRX a friendlier highway cruiser.

The availability of a CVT since the previous (Mk4) WRX offended many a Scooby purist but basically doubled sales. It’s no sharp-shifting dual-clutch ’box, but does make the most of the boxer’s torque and suits the WRX’s easy-going personality. Besides which, no one is forcing the elastic band on you, and the manual is two grand cheaper.

With the extra plastic body cladding Subaru added for this generation, the WRX is essentially a turbocharged Crosstrek saloon.