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Man Launches Campaign To Ban Dodge Chargers, Updated

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He’s tired of the scofflaw drivers and he’s taking matters into his own hands…


Update 03/28/2021: We thought it was worth a quick note to update that GoFundMe has removed the campaign, but the screen shots will live on forever.

Original story on 03/09/2021 at 02:45 pm est: A man named Alex Kahn has organized a GoFundMe fundraiser to rid the city of Atlanta, Georgia of Dodge Chargers. Yes, you read that right, this guy wants to ban a certain car model, which we’re sure is totally legal in every way (insert sarcastic tone here). Look, we get it, Kahn’s tired of the hooligans speeding, doing burnouts, and performing street takeovers in their Mopars, but this seems like killing a fly with a bazooka.

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But Kahn has had it with these “Hemi rocket barges” and thinks you should too. In fact, he wants your money, which apparently will go to “the oversight of an exploratory investigation into a plan of action for the first stage of creating meaningful legislation” aimed at getting Dodge Chargers off Atlanta’s public roads. Phew, talk about word salad.

photo credit: Stellantis
photo credit: Stellantis

This GoFundMe post is just littered with hilarity, like Kahn going on about having Chargers “banned… from the perimeter.” Is he talking about checkpoints? They do those in oppressive regimes, you know. Also, percentage symbols go after numbers and grammar as well as spelling do matter. And Chargers don’t reach 300 mph. Just saying.