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Scary Franken-Porsche 914 Combines Corvette, BMW, and Chrysler Bits

Photo credit: Auctions America
Photo credit: Auctions America

From Car and Driver

The wonderful thing about the Porsche 914 is that until recently, examples have been relatively inexpensive and quite plentiful, making the mid-engined runabout a fine platform on which to build the owner’s dream car. The downside is that, well, some owners have questionable dreams. This 914-8 GTS offers up a mishmash of cues from a variety of automobiles, and what’s more, it can be yours in just over a week’s time!

Photo credit: Auctions America
Photo credit: Auctions America

Up for bid at Auctions America’s Hilton Head auction, the 1973 model features a Chevy small-block (of course!) making a reported 375 horsepower. Take that, Piëch! Its nose celebrates the pre-Ferrari-spinoff FCA, with a Maranello-esque egg-crate grille and headlights that appear to be from a Chrysler 300M. Out back, it wears fifth-generation Corvette taillights (naturally!), while the sides have been heavily resculpted and now feature vestigial Ferrari Testarossa strakes directing air toward the engine compartment.

Photo credit: Auctions America
Photo credit: Auctions America

The Porsche 914’s iconic targa bar has been replaced with a roll hoop, and the front suspension bits have been swapped for stouter 911 parts. In short, there seems to be hardly a single piece on this thing that hasn’t been touched. Even the dash and interior door panels have been changed out for BMW bits.

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In an age where the word “bespoke” has been overused to the point of abject meaninglessness, this car has “bespoke” written all over it. Actually, if you took a Sharpie and scribbled “bespoke” all over the car, it might conceivably improve things a bit. Auctions America suggests that the 914-8 GTS will go for between $30,000 and $35,000. A box of 24 Sharpies is currently $10.75 on Amazon. We’re sure you know what to do.

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