Yahoo Autos See the 22 funniest parents on social media this week
It's officially summer, so grab an ice cold beverage and a snack you didn't have to make yourself and share a laugh with us and the other moms and dads on social media this week!
Not guilty!
did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) June 20, 2022
Currently firmly situated at #4.
The Five Stages of Dinner
1-optimism
2-denial
3-bargaining
4-chicken nuggets
5-dessert— The Dad (@thedad) June 20, 2022
Tale as old as time.
sorry, I'm late for the battle. my sitter canceled pic.twitter.com/Z4cwdTrnfJ
— an english human 🧃🦜 (@English_Channel) June 22, 2022
Consistency is key.
Today is the last day of school, & we arrived late, because I believe in modeling consistency for my kids.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 21, 2022
Sleeping Beauty didn't know how good she had it.
We need a Disney princess who sleeps through true love’s snoring
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) June 22, 2022
It's Instagram vacation photo season!
Are they running a discount on trips to Italy and Greece that I didn’t hear about?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 18, 2022
He gets an F in hygiene.
If anyone is wondering what it’s like to have kids home on summer break, my son’s goal today was to take a shower before I got home at 5:30pm.
He failed.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 17, 2022
Cruel and unusual.
my superpower is ruining my kids life by telling them to empty the dishwasher in between their schedule of doing nothing and nothing.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 16, 2022
It's all about setting expectations.
I’m starting to think all those times it rained right after I washed my truck were just prepping me for how often the baby poops right after a diaper change
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) June 22, 2022
Just one more slushie...
Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) June 21, 2022
Oops, I did it again.
Nobody is more determined than a woman who has exactly 4 hours to finish a home remodeling project before her husband gets home and discovers she started a home remodeling project.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 21, 2022
Glad that's settled.
My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 22, 2022
It's just as painful, though.
Microdose death by letting a teenager drive.
— The Cisco Kid Er (@TheCiscoKidder) June 19, 2022
Back to the future, indeed!
I want to travel back in time and tell Teenage Me how I go to the rollercade in my forties wearing a fanny pack just to see the look on my own face.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) June 22, 2022
Facts.
floor is lava > floor is lego
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 20, 2022
Really, no difference.
Never seen a cage fight but one time I did buy only 1 Costco fountain drink for my 2 kids to share so I get the gist
— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) June 16, 2022
It's a trap!
Cutsie nicknames like "terrible twos" and "threenager" are only there to lull you into a false sense of hope for ages like four and five
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@xennial_mom) June 22, 2022
He's on to you.
I changed into my good sweatpants after work and my son asked if people were coming over, so it’s safe to suffice I’m not the creature of unpredictability I thought I was
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 22, 2022
Perhaps reconsider?
My 3 year old woke up at midnight to tell me that she didn’t want to be asleep anymore, in case you were thinking of not using birth control
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 22, 2022
Million-dollar idea:
Hear me out, self-closing cereal bags
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 21, 2022
Breakfast of champions!
Just had an old Reese’s egg for breakfast. I’m here if you need advice on life or whatever.
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) June 21, 2022
It's like a second pantry.
Kid: We never have anything good to eat!
Me: Go shake your car seat out.— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) June 20, 2022
