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Tom Brady Gets Triggered By Jeff Ross Joke During Roast: “Don’t Say That Sh** Again”
Tom Brady agreed to be roasted in Netflix’s The Greatest Roast of All Time, but one particular joke seemingly went too far for the NFL Hall of Famer. One of the early moments from the comedy special that went viral was when the seven-time Super Bowl champion got off of his seat to whisper something …
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Woman arrested after baby has cardiac arrest at Legoland
The five-month-old baby boy is in a critical condition, police say.
Yahoo Finance
The FDIC change that leaves wealthy bank depositors with less protection
Affluent Americans may want to double-check how much of their bank deposits are protected by government-backed insurance. The rules governing trust accounts just changed.
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3 bodies in Mexican well identified as Australian and American surfers killed for truck's tires
Mexican authorities said Sunday that relatives have positively identified three bodies found in a well as those of two Australian surfers and one American who went missing last weekend. Baja California state prosecutors said relatives from the two countries had viewed the corpses recovered from a remote well about 50 feet (15 meters) deep and recognized them as their loved ones. Thieves apparently killed the three, who were on a surfing trip to Mexico’s Baja peninsula, to steal their truck because they wanted the tires.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says she reported Jimmy Kimmel to Capitol Police after Will Smith joke
Kimmel made the joke during a monologue on his show criticizing Greene for a tweet in which she called three GOP senators “pro-pedophile.”
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Complaints, objections swept aside as 15-year-old girl claims record for 101-pound catfish
Not everyone seems happy about 15-year-old Jaylynn Parker’s 101.11-pound blue catfish, the new record catch in Ohio.
Parade
Keanu Reeves and Longtime Girlfriend Alexandra Grant Stun in Monochromatic Outfits During Rare Public Appearance
The two looked stylish in complimentary ensembles at an art event.
CinemaBlend
I Watched Airplane! For The First Time, And All I Can Think Is WTF
I finally watched Airplane! for the first time, and all I could think was WTF.
CNN
Kenan Thompson is supportive of college protests as long as they don’t involve his daughter in ‘SNL’ cold open
“Saturday Night Live” took on one of the top news stories of the past week on its latest episode, when cast members played concerned parents of New York City college kids involved in protests in the cold open over the weekend.
USA TODAY Opinion
Who will be dumb enough to become Donald Trump's vice president?
Who will be Donald Trump's vice presidential candidate? It's frankly remarkable that anyone would want the job.
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Kentucky Derby: How much does the winning jockey get?
The Kentucky Derby's purse is $5 million this year — but how much will the winning jockey get?
BuzzFeed
The 1 Big Mistake You Should Never, Ever Make With Your Passport
Experts weigh in on a common misconception about international travel.
Moneywise
Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals how he made millions before becoming a movie star — and it wasn’t from bodybuilding
He owes it to one woman.
The Telegraph
Why your sleeping position is shortening your life
How many of us monitor our sleep posture? We have a favourite position; we fall asleep and that’s generally as far as it goes. But sleep position can have profound implications not only for the quality of sleep, but also for long-term health. Indeed, in the worst-case scenarios, a bad sleep posture may be slowly killing you.
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The Ingredient Combination That Makes French Toast Taste 1,000 Times Better
Make this once, and it will be your new go-to.
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People Who Felt Lonely as Children Usually Develop These 13 Traits as Adults, Psychologists Say
Discover how loneliness can manifest as traits in adulthood.
USA TODAY Opinion
Congress voted against funding a cure for cancer just to block a win for Biden
The Moonshot program was the largest, organized effort by the U.S. government to find cancer cures. Congress voted it down.
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The global synthetic drugs crisis has hit West Africa, where people are digging up human bones to make a drug called 'kush'
An African city has had to put police guards on the cemeteries amid fears drug addicts are robbing skeletons from graves.
Fortune
$3 trillion could be injected into the U.S. economy without any federal spending by tweaking this corner of the mortgage market, ‘Oracle of Wall Street’ says
"Rarely have I seen such a true win-win scenario for the government, Wall Street and the U.S. consumer."
Fox News
Fisherman hooks prehistoric 200-pound alligator snapping turtle before catching monster alligator gar
A fisherman from Kentucky reeled in a monster-sized, 200-pound alligator snapping turtle in Texas; he also caught a massive alligator gar that has been submitted for a world record.

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