Water Shouldn't Be In The Air, Actually

Photo: Trougnouf, CC BY 4.0 , via Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Trougnouf, CC BY 4.0 , via Wikimedia Commons

Seven states have introduced bans on chemtrails, that clear and present threat that’s extremely real. White clouds? In the blue sky? Those shouldn’t be there. I for one have never seen white clouds in my blue sky.

Sure, the “scientists” will tell you that chemtrails are actually something called “contrails.” Well, I don’t want that in my air either! Just listen to hoser68's explanation:

Water vapor! In the air! Air is for breathing, and you can’t breathe water! Unless that water is LCL, or that breathable liquid from The Abyss. And if the chemtrails are made of those, then they’re just another vector for getting mind control chemicals or your dead mom’s soul into your body. The liver can’t filter those out, you know. I saw it on the History Channel.

Congratulations, hoser68, on your latest Comment Of The Day win. Here’s a track about what you can’t do with water.

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