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What's A Little Panel Gap Between Friends (And The Terrifying Vacuum Of Space)?

This is what we’re all going to look like, watching the Musk-Bezos-Gates-Salman Space Arc take off and immediately detonate into one million shards of billionaire because someone cheaped out on the O-rings - Photo: Brandon Bell (Getty Images)
This is what we’re all going to look like, watching the Musk-Bezos-Gates-Salman Space Arc take off and immediately detonate into one million shards of billionaire because someone cheaped out on the O-rings - Photo: Brandon Bell (Getty Images)

Elon Musk wants to go to Mars, for reasons that seem explicable only to him. Scientists think this is a dumb goal, and that the world’s on-and-off richest man should do something else with all that engineering talent he’s accrued at SpaceX. Really, anything else.

But, what do the scientists know? Surely Musk has some information they don’t, based on all those prior successes that established him as an unimpeachable brain genius with spectacular ideas and opinions. Real people understand that Musk can apply the efficiencies he learned in automobile manufacturing to space travel, as preparetosurgetosublightspeed explains:

Historically, people have colonized foreign places due to their natural resources — spices, bananas, human people, whatever the colonists wanted to buy and sell at the time. Mars doesn’t really have any of those, save some water at the poles, so what’s Musk’s goal?

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I mean, the goal is definitely some sort of Boys Weekend-style government-free autonomous zone run by Musk and his ilk while the rest of us drown in hurricane storm surges, but that seems even less realistic than the resources thing. People on Earth might buy Martian rocks as a novelty, but I can’t really see Space El Campo surviving more than about ten minutes without working class assistance. Musk may think he’s got the whole space travel thing down, but does he know how to patch a pair of jeans?

Congratulations, preparetosurgetosublightspeed, on your Comment Of The Day win. Here’s a track that’s sure to be a favorite of the Space El Campo service industry workers.

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