What Car Does Santa Claus Drive?
Baby, it’s almost Christmas, and whether you celebrate or not, there’s one thing all car enthusiasts have probably thought about before: what car does Santa drive? No, I’m not talking about his sleigh. That’s just impractical for most of the year. We want to know how he gets around the North Pole and what he drives around the world when he’s not doing Santa business.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about this a lot, and that’s why it’s today’s question. So, what car do you think Santa drives? Personally, I see Santa as a G-Wagon man. That thing will be able to get anywhere, haul lots of toys and it’s just flashy enough to give Santa the attention he so thoroughly craves. Anyone who thinks Mr. Claus is an understated man does not know what the hell they’re talking about. Have you seen his suit? Come on.
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